Why not attempt to finish off our limericks listed below.

Here is an example from GEM's CEO David Williams MBE FIRSO

There was a young man of Darjeeling
Who travelled from London to Ealing
He loved wine and spirits
But ignored all the limits
And now in jail he is reeling

Complete the limericks just for fun! There is no right or wrong answer.

As usual it was Mary’s Mum
Who delivered her on the school run
But with no space to park
When they got to St. Mark’s
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Harry Smith was keen to get home
For too long he had been on the roam
A five-hour drive
And he could arrive
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Here are some limericks sent by our members

Mr John Volger
If you want to prolongue your existence
Then follow this rule with persistence
If you're not going to pass
Do not drive up his arse
But maintain a safe following distance.

Katherine Jones
Member since 1992

The little old lady in front,
Had a bit of a shunt.
If she’d hit the brake,
Not the gas by mistake
Her car wouldn’t now be back to front.

Diane Lander
Member since 2005

There was a member of GEM
Who thought he could drive to no end
He came to a halt
When the car sheared a bolt
And now he has breakdown cover with GEM

Chris Hollington
Member since 1998

Rushing here rushing there
Never leaving time to spare
Phones in hand music loud
Skirts and spoilers all around
To them, driving’s fun it’s a trend!
Only til they lose a friend.

Don Mowl
Member since 2000

Mini roundabouts oh what fun
Mexican stand off for everyone
All sat there thinking is it me?
No one knows it’s plain to see!
So they all decide to go together
Then each one's moaning at the other!

Paula Tyrell-Dann
Member since 1979

Flash went the camera
Caught him at speed
The limit was thirty
Doing 50 indeed!
No good protesting, camera’s don’t lie
The reason they’re there is so less people die!

Neil McGougan
Non-member

There once was a man from Dunblane
Who drove very fast down the lane
Ue always had smiled,
Until he hit that poor child
And now he's all tears and insane

There once was a girl from dunblane
Who loved to dance in the rain
It skidded at the corner,
And then it was on her
And now she's in heaven feeling no pain

There once was a mother from Dunblane
Who thought watching her child was mundane
She saw the blood,
And the face in the mud
And now she can’t live with the shame

There once was a father from Dunblane
Who's son killed a little girl like a train
He took his own life,
And devastated his wife
And now there's no one left to blame

Caroline Fosbury
Member since 2008

There once was a driver named Ayling
Without glasses his eyesight was failing
He missed a red light
Upped the kerb in his plight
And found his car and himself in a railing



If you have a quirky road safety related limerick, send them in to us and we shall publish this on our website.